Buttertits

What a girthy man is said to have when his breasts bear the physical properties of warm butter.

Holy fuckballs! Look at the buttertits on that motherfucker! HEY YOU NEED TO GET ON A TREADMILL AND MELT AWAY THOSE BUTTERTITS!!!

by TheJuan&Only July 30, 2010

buttbuttination

Essentially assassination, but more family-friendly

Woah! What a buttbuttination!

by adiifdashosf December 9, 2021

Buttflection

The mirror image of your butt created by the still water in the toilet. Aids in assuring you do not have any cliff hangers before you go to wipe.

I looked down at the buttflection and did not like what i saw. A massive pile o crap had yet to fall into the toilet.

by goony44 November 4, 2011

buttfensive

The act of being butt hurt and defensive at the same time.

Jon was acting buttfensive when I told him his car was slowing then mine.

by Arvin1 November 13, 2017

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 9, 2008

buttfection

The most incredibly perfect butt that has or will ever excist.. its sheer sight brings tears to the eyes...

Sandy's butt is the epitome of buttfection

by Luis January 22, 2005

buttlette

the female verion of a butler

"excuse me buttlette can you get me some more water"

by .:buns March 7, 2008