butter her muffin

Butter her muffin:Have sex with her

From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.

Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!

by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008

Butter my muffin

Term used to describe a male ejaculating on a vag.

Jenna: Will you butter my muffin?
Chase: Sure! I'd love to... come over at 4.

by McSak November 15, 2010

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 03, 2014

butter your muffin

These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.

guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?

girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.

by Becca-Lina August 21, 2011

buttered her muffin

To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason

I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

by B. P. June 27, 2007

butter my muffin

to give or recieve a blowjob

"would you like your muffin buttered?"
-meangirls

"would you like to butter my muffin?"

by NAKAWIT January 06, 2008