butt picker

One who engages in rectal archaeology.

Wow, Rafael Nadal is a real butt picker - he just loves to pick his clamdigger shorts out of his ass!

by AlioAlio December 16, 2008

butt picker

A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.

Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.

by tuftskins May 22, 2010

Butt Puckers

N. A tiny little imprint of the exposed butthole of a cat after they sit on an object. A territorial marker common with all feline animals.

I just bought a brand new glass table from IKEA, and my cat left butt puckers all over it already!

by Jwidlak December 14, 2020

Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

Buttpacker

A play on words, connecting the words "backpacker" and "butt". Somebody enthusiastic about travel with a pinch of naughty to them.

Mainly a noun but can be used as an adjective.

- "Omg, that girl totally just flashed her tits from the top of the Eiffel Tower !"
- "Totally buttpacker"

- " We saw this funny penis shaped pile of rocks on our trip to Himalayas"
- " Must have been somebody from the buttpacker crew"

by Buttpacker June 20, 2018

ButtFuckery

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

buttpucker

Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.

Have you ever gone skydiving? It's a real buttpucker!

by Mica M December 23, 2007