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Butt Cluster Bomblets

You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.

Mo: Why would you say that?

Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008
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Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".
by castigrl4 January 12, 2008
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butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.
Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.
by brahm2 September 28, 2003
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Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017
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butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂
Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱
by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 23, 2021
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butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.
After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.
by John Doe January 17, 2004
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Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...
I saw them one day. They were bleeding.
by ButterCruster September 2, 2004
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