buttmullet

having copious amounts of hair located around the ass-region in form of a mullet.

Dude, that buttmullet has to go...no need to start a wildlife preservation down there.

by pwiddy September 10, 2009

Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).

"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!

by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015

Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).

"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!

by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015