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byzantine empire

1. A mainly greek empire, wildly considered to be the inheritor of roman tradition and political power and prestige, from 476 (when Rome fell, thus making Constantinople, or Byzantium, the capital of the roman world) to 1453 (when Constantinople fell, in true roman tradition).

2. Replaces any seemingly complex historical or technical concept generally used to show one's knowledge, often in an attempt to gain respect.
Dude #1 - Dude, did you know the byzantine empire lost all of Egypt in 642 CE?

Dude #2- Dude, no way!
by Nabuchodonosor February 16, 2018
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Buttiness

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.
1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.
by saberscars May 25, 2011
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The Byzantine Republic

a union of servers that are very based and full of gigachads, memers, and mods.
Dude 1: Want to join The Byzantine Republic
Dude 2: Sure, why does it have 21 bots?
TBR Owner: We do a little trolling to make it look good
by Stubby boi February 2, 2022
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Buttiness

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.
I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.
by Helga Kay June 27, 2007
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Byzantine

a way of referencing your package with a historical overtone (the Byzantine Empire, look it up. Read books 'n shit); your business; region, oftentimes that of a man
I totally saw that chick eyeing my Byzantine through the awkwardly noticably telescope.
by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006
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Byzantine Beard

typically refers to a specific style of facial hair commonly associated with Byzantine emperors and men of high social status in the Byzantine Empire, which existed from the 4th century AD to the 15th century AD
characterized by its length, often extending down to the chest, and its well-groomed appearance.

Byzantine emperors and other elite individuals often used their appearance, including their facial hair, as a symbol of power, authority, and cultural identity
grooming of the beard was seen as a reflection of their refined tastes and their connection to ancient Greco-Roman traditions.

might also be used more broadly to describe any long, well-maintained beard with historical or regal connotations.
that orthodox priest has a byzantine beard
by Eggy115 August 18, 2023
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Byzantine Beater

The Byzantine Beater is ready -Ottoman poo poo head
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