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When a lazy chick doesn't shave her pussy for a long time and wakes up from hernia or female related surgery and has no snatch hair because it was removed by hospital staff.
(on the phone with her friend) "Damn Bitch, when I came-to from the anesthesia from surgery yesterday, I looked down at my pussy and realized I was bush whacked."
by LoveMeSomeNakedWomen June 12, 2013
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One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.
"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"
by Mike Balsac October 26, 2003
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When one is walking along and is suddenly struck by a bush or tree limb.
Richard: "I just ran straight into that tree branch. I've been bush-wacked!"
by DickDeLong June 29, 2011
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one that gives it to her, full throttle.
all I can say is....

it's better to be bush-WHACKED....

then to be pussy-WHIPPED! :)
by kingman November 19, 2003
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When a man is shocked because the girl he is just about to hook up with, reveals an out-of-control pubic bush.
I took my pants off, she did the same, and thats when i was bush wacked!

I thought I was gonna do her, but then she bush wacked me!
by PJHW January 27, 2007
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Bush Whacker

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A clan, or just a person who camps in a bush. The clan bushwhacked is based on people who camp out in a bush. Camping in a bush in real life, or in a game.
by Tactica15hooter June 29, 2018
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When somebody takes a giant crap on you and tells you everything is ok while doing so(sometimes smiling as they does it too). Making a mess and leaving you with the mess.
What’s the last thing that Bush(W) Bush Wacked in D.C. before he went home to Texas? Answer: A terd (turd), and he didn’t even flush! Good riddance you crappy ex-President. Thanks for taking a giant crap on U.S. Somebody send this guy a giant statue of a toilet for his crappy library. Why is he smiling? Get a mop.
by Booger Boogie January 21, 2009
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