bush wacker

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That woman is not interested in men because she is a bush wacker.

She looks like a real bush wacker!

She is wacking her bush.

by The Southern Linguist August 6, 2012

Bush Wacking

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.

Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"

by jolust June 11, 2006

bush wacker

A Male Who enjoys sexual intercorse with very hairy clits .

Josh Lawton is a bush wacker because he enjoys intercorse with his moms hairy pussy.

by Joey Parise August 19, 2008

bush wacker

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.

Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?

by The real Frizzledick July 7, 2016

bush wackin

knocking on peoples cars when theyre either making out or in the back seat

My friend and I were out bush wackin when we knocked on a KKK member's car. Him and about 3 other KKK guys jumped out and chased us through the woods.

by pink pony October 27, 2003

Bush Wacker

A person who is ferocious and plays aggressively. Often in basketball getting many steals.

Wow, Andrew got 7 steals in three minutes!

*every one chants bush wacker*

by B U S H W A C K E R December 12, 2019