turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.

1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.

by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010

burgedurga

used by FPS game map designers to indicate a room lockable on the inside by a switch of some sort. also known as a noob house.
invented on the PS2 game Timesplitters 3.

map designer 2:theres a burgedurga right on the third story, either take it out, or this wont be suitable for online play!
map designer 1:oh, fine...

by Pooty__Toot March 22, 2008

Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.

Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!

by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

burglecut

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.

"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"

by swandog November 5, 2013

Bungled

Bungled means to fail an opportunity

"This was a once in a lifetime opportunity, and I bungled it!"

by polishedrelish March 25, 2019