Neutrally buoyant

When you do a shit and it don’t sink or float it just stays in a suspended state central to the water level.

Hey Ash, I just took a dump. It was neutrally buoyant.

That’s great work Dale

by A different sort of thinker January 16, 2023

buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.

by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015