The most redneck of all the schools in Buncombe country N.C. Once had a highly questionable (bdsm master) security guard. Has very fancy bathrooms where the stall doors are sheets of spray painted ply wood with the corners cut out so you can open it over the toilet.
Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god
by Nbhs-security.guard October 31, 2021
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Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for making bdsm related tiktoks at the school, and causing complete chaos across the whole school.
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for making bdsm related tiktoks at the school, and causing complete chaos across the whole school.
by Nbhs-security.guard October 31, 2021
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I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee
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Mom: Hey honey, I’m sorry I forgot to pack your lunch today.
Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.
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