bumtard

a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner

love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Log-jane May 2, 2008

bumdart

When there is a complete lack of words for a certain individual who lacks anything relateable, and is probably a straight up dumbass at heart and soul.

"I dont even know what the hell to say, what a fuckin bumdart man...yea that works"

by Ben Topham December 28, 2007

Bumfart

When someone fart's around you and it smells like a fart that a bum would do.

Damn, my bro had a nasty ass BUMFART and I almost fainted!

by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003

bumtar

what your mum would call "a wee jobbie in your knickers".

Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!

by muffmirkin November 13, 2020

bumfart

A word to describe a person who is being an actual Ass wank. Or, a person who you find the need to describe as air that comes from the arse.

"Aw you fucking bumfart!" or, "You are a bumfart"

by GawkGawk300 February 9, 2022

Bumtastic

The act of someone asking for a dollar during lunch, even though he has money.

Kola: Yo man, hit me up wid dat dollar.

Drew: Kola, you're so BUMTASTIC! GO HOME!

by Mark Jenkins June 25, 2010