Bumjob

A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.

At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.

by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011

anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek

I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800

by awesome77 December 28, 2005

Bumbodread

Stemming from "bumboclot", a bumbodread is an individual who grows dreadlocks with no religious respect in mind; but grows them just for style or pop culture. One who grows dreadlocks with no knowledge of Rastafarian, Nazartite, Buddhist, etc. implications.

T-Pain is a rasclot bumbodread.

by Ziggydon November 25, 2007

Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

bampot

Glaswegian word for a "Headcase"

Away ye go ya "Bampot" ye!

by Michael Steel September 24, 2003

Bumholian

A word that Brian May, the legendary guitarist of the band Queen, used on Twitter. A popular among Queen fans.

Probably means “bummer” or something negative, only that it is very cute because of, well, Brian May.

Brian: Today’s weather was very bumholian.

Us: Is bumholian even a word?

by Sebcery January 22, 2020

Bumdosser

This term is used to address lazy, useless people who love to run there mouth, and are all talk and no trousers. I.E. Deontay Wilder

‘You’re a bumdosser cunt’ Said Tyson

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020