bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 12, 2010

bumpkin

when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth

pat likes to give and receive bumpkins.

by brad December 16, 2004

bumpkin

1)A dirty stinkwrinkle. see also blumpkin

2)A term of endearment used to express a women's love for her man. This term is belived to have originated from a beautiful lady who resides in the Logan Square area of Chicago.

1) That bumpkin smells of rotten gas!
2) I love you bumpkin.

by Johnny M Doe April 7, 2008

bumpkinism

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

Bumpkin

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie

by DirkDiggler91 June 6, 2014

Bumpkin

A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.

by O-RenIsheE January 13, 2011

Bumpkin

A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.

Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.

by LexiKR March 14, 2011