Bumplescraple

An old folklore term used to describe a monster that would come out of the ground and feast on the eyes of young children. It originated when little Tommy tripped on a step and bumped his knee and scraped it and then lied that he was being chased by the Bumplescraple.

"Ouch!!! The Bumplescraple almost got me!!!" "Shut the fuck up Tommy this is why your parents don't love you"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023

Herpe Burpies

When a chick's herpes creates pockets of gas that release into her pussy and she queefs them out.

For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.

by Anonymous2322 November 29, 2010

bummies

n. bummin ass hoes (usually female) that bring down the persona of the party, especially the ones that either complain about everything, or the ones that cockblock.

"Man this party would be tight if it wasn't for the bummies"
"I know, they really know how to kill a party"
"...fuckin bummies"
"fuck-in bummies"

by gottabekiddingme December 23, 2009

bumsies

If two people are being extreamly nice to one and other..another person might say they are being bumsies

Natalie to Kelly- You look really nice in that jeans

Rachel- Weyyy bumsies haha

by Rachey G May 21, 2008

Bummies

a kinder gentler anal sex usually with a small penis and lots of lube

After trying for months to nail her in the butthole he final convinced her by showing her his penis, and she realized she wouldn't get ripped up and it would just be some bummies.

by leftmargin August 17, 2012

bumpis

a fresh ass vape pod or actual weed (not wax pen)

1:

aye lemme hit the suorin.

its good, this pod is faaatttt bumpis.

2:
aye lemme hit the wax pen.

its dry. all we have is a pipe and some bumpis.

by chongr June 17, 2018

Bumpiss

The event of an extremley runny shit, usually caused by recent diets.

I ate a whole box of bran flakes and Iv'e been bumpissin' for hours!

by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008