Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.
These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.
These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.
My daughter is a honor student
honk if you love jesus
It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it
If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns
In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!
honk if you love jesus
It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it
If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns
In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.
by Whizzurd48 September 01, 2010
by madjunkie March 17, 2017
retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! August 17, 2008
by george stephans October 22, 2004
one of the most popular applications on facebook which contains pictures/boxes with words on them that usually express poser-hippies (and all other types of posers), freaks, sluts, and asian-haters, (but mostly posers). sending people bumper stickers relating to an inside joke is cool. however, sending people bumper stickers because you have nothing to do with your sorry life is just unacceptable and rude. People with more than 10 bumper stickers on their profile are losers and have no organizational skills. It is okay to choose the best stickers for your profile and save the rest for personal and private enjoyment. Bumper stickers have the tendency to creep up on you. They do this by bringing stickers to your attention that just so happen to relate to your life exactly, they are scary and magical in this way. etiquette on sending goes as follows: if you are sending to one friend only, make sure it's personal and actually funny. serious stickers make people feel uncomfortable and weird. also, if it's a good friend you're sending to, inappropriateness is a must. If you are sending to a large group of people then make it something all persons can understand. certain types of bumper stickers are emerging as popular: some-e-cards, lolcatz, and anything to do with the jonas brothers are topping the list.
all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.
all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.
me: "i was up browsing bumper stickers for 8 hours last night!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"
by victoria-smickmoria July 23, 2008
To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.
Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
by wendyrocks November 06, 2006