bubkin

(n) a person or animal that you are affectionate towards

"Awh, I love you, my bubkin!"

by xoheeraox February 13, 2017

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumskin

Rear end, more specifically the skin of one’s behind. Significantly less offensive version the term asshole, appropriate insult in front of young children.

If I don’t take out the garbage, mom will tan my bumskin.

That bumskin just cut me off! *Honk honk*

by Perry and Walter December 9, 2018

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

bumbling

Physical mumbling. Bumping into objects, which include (but are not limited to): walls, doors, chairs, or cars. Often, one who is considered to be bumbling does not know what they are doing or where they are going.

A mumbling fool has trouble talking.
A bumbling fool has trouble walking.

by njimse November 7, 2006

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

Bumbling

The act of swiping on Bumble

I have spent the whole night bumbling

by Lil Coconut September 3, 2020