bumsicle

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass

Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.

by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010

Bumsicles

When the poo only comes half out and then gets stuck and cannot come out you are left with a bumsicle.

Eva: Man I had a major bumsicles last night!
Ciara: I get them everyday...
Niamh:...

by Niamh__ October 29, 2014

Bumsicle

A word Bum-sik-el that basically means "crap" or "darn" or any word in similarity.

My bowling ball went into the gutter. "BUMSICLE!"

by Cucumber27 September 25, 2011

Bumsicle

Like a popsicle, but with a bum on top rather than an ice lolly...

-"This bumsicle sure is good!"
or
-"Oh no! I got fluff on my bumsicle"
or
-"This popsicle tastes like bum..."

by bumlover June 17, 2008

Bumticklers

Abnormally long toe hairs. So long in fact that when placed on someones backside they tickle.

My Boyfriends Bumticklers keep me up all night.

Hey man, I wish I could meet more chicks but I've got these damn Bumticklers.....

by Grubular0514 February 9, 2010

Bumtickle

Noun

An extreme annoyance

"My younger brother is such a bumtickle."

by TwiceStyle June 29, 2013

bumsickle

an exclamation used when angry, annoyed, surprised, etc.

‘Oh bumsickles’ said Sarah as she dropped a minstrel on her toe.

by cheese wallower August 14, 2023