bulb

A small, 1 serve cannister of Nitrous Oxide used for getting a kinda fun, but quite pathetic 5 minute high.
Possibly puts bubbles in your brain.

"Keen for a bulb?"
"Let's go do some bulbs."

by Diego August 14, 2003

bulb

The head of a circumsized erect penis if of greater girth than the shaft.

Look at the bulb on that dude! It twice the circumference of his cock!

by dicklicker May 23, 2003

bulb

A bulb is somebody who has difficulty forming thoughts and sentences on his own, yet insists on doing so on a public forum.

(by @cgawker on Twitter)

A: "Haaaaaiiiiiii sweettttttyyyyyyyyyy!"
B: "Dude, that A is a total bulb."

by i-r-squared August 12, 2010

BULB

Bar Umar Lanat Beshumar
(Curses on Umar for all eternity)

Acronym for hatred of the tyrant Umar ibn Al Khattab who killed Fatima (as) and stripped Ali (as) of his rightful position as caliph. This acronym is used to remember how Umar tried to destroy Islam and succeeded in convincing 80-90% of muslims that he was a good person rather than the scumbag that he was.

Live by the BULB, die by the BULB.

by LetumBULB November 29, 2020

bulb

What your mother calls a tit.

"Don't pinch my bulb."

by christine February 6, 2004

bulb

Is a person who is an absolute dimwit.Used in Liverpool,UK.Can be used when they are also useless in most every day scenarios.

I told you before that he is an absolute bulb, so stay away from him.

by MichaelK July 17, 2006

bulb

a man shaves his head so he is bald and shoves his head up a girl vagg. although sounding quite impossible a small man ,a lot of lube, and a large black women should work quite fine.

man i bulbed so girl so hard last night

by blake navo December 22, 2008