bejesus

a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis

I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.

by loyolacs August 20, 2002

Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

by The Hahn's Clock... August 5, 2008

stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

East Bejesus

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'

"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."

by Zwieback January 12, 2018

freakin bejesus

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians

You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!

by Paddy V August 13, 2006

bejesus

bejesus: be·je·sus
Variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-'jE-z&s, -'jA-, -z&z/
Etymology: alteration of by Jesus
Date: circa 1908
-- (interjection) used as a mild oath;
-- (noun) runny poop

You scured the bejesus out of me.

by ))<>(( July 7, 2006

bajesus

Also spelled b'jesus, bjesus, or bejesus.
Modification of "by Jesus". Seldom used literally.
Similar to "b'golly" but more grown-up.

(upon seeing someone naked you didn't want to see and for a good reason):"OH BAJESUS!"

by Bad Mutha Hubbard January 25, 2007