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bajeezus

"oh my bajeezus"

"you scared the bajeezus out of me"

"holy bajeezus"
by schmory December 26, 2006
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bajeezus

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006
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buhzeebus

(n.) (Ba-zE-bus) An exclamation of extreme surprise, or extreme anger!

2. (adj.) A term referring to the quality of unpredictability

3. (adv.) To do something unpredictable, or for no reason.

4. (v.) To surprise, bewilder, shock, awe, inspire, sneak-attack, hug, amuse, incite, depress, care for, defend, think, write, do Chemistry, Bio, or engineering.
1. Buhzeebus! It's freezing outside in Texas!

2. The buhzeebus fight ended as quickly as it started!

3. I ran buhzeebusly in a zigzag fashion across campus, backpack bouncing up and down on my back.

4. I buhzeebused all of last night. I am tired!
by jayhawk490 December 9, 2009
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buhjeebus

SAMSKYWALKER: Man, I'm soooo buhjeebus!
Jenn: I'm not! Pass the bong!
Randy: Helllllll yeah!
by SAMSKYWALKER, Jenn, and Randy January 11, 2009
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Bejeezus

Though used commonly like "scared the bejeezus out of me", Bejeezus is commonly associated with Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of the band Green Day. It works in tandom with his signature performance pose of standing straight up with arms straight out, appearing similar to a crucifix.

It is also Billie Joe's "description" for his Instagram. It is commonly used within the fans, (American)Idiots, as self titled as a sort up rallying together term, mostly used as a hashtag.
Love you Billie! #Bejeezus ❤️
by FanFicPanda December 30, 2016
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bujeebus

A popular name for a particularly handsome specimen of the human race. Only used in reference to males. Derived from the Spanish last name "de Jesus" in gibberish version. First witnessed in Puerto Rico but spreading onto the mainland U.S.
"Gabe is SUCH a bujeebus!"
by The Red-Hatted Plumber July 21, 2008
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guhjeezus

When you see a woman who is attractive enough to make your mind go blank and you begin to stutter.
I saw a chick today, she was so hot all I could say was GUHJEEZUS. Yeah, that hot.
by jnorthup November 21, 2010
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