Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 20, 2019

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buritodick

Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.

Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!

by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006

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Related Words

bugito • burito • Bugtor • Bogitos • Bugatory • bugcitos • Bugeto • bugido • Bugilorian • Bugitana

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

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wet burito

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

by airportairportairport August 11, 2011

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bugcitos

An English/Spanish or "Spanglish" term for a computer glitch or problem. Bug or insect + "cito" (little in Spanish) +"s" (plural). The term "bug", when pertaining to a computer, came about when an insect was trapped and caused the computer to malfunction.

Be careful when using the beta version of the program as it may still have some bugcitos.

by Track 7 January 8, 2010

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