absolute hell. kids usually hang out at football games where little people try to fight other little people. juuling is common. the guys are ALL ugly and the girls think they are the shit. people freak out over the smallest things, like a make out session. nudes are also common
by igna teehal November 10, 2018
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by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008
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by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007
Get the Huffington Post mug.Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.
Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"
Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"
Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"
by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013
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Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
by Freols May 19, 2009
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by Phil Vargas April 21, 2005
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I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.
by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009
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