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social buffer

noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.
"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"

"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
by vhatesyou October 8, 2013
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Buffer suffer

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.
Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.
by admiral milligan November 17, 2010
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BuffEZ

Gtg BuffEZ posted another funny version of ching cheng hanji
by CarlosTheGod May 11, 2021
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Anti-bitch Buffer

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment
Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"
by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009
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Buffer Boy

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.
Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.
by Marie16 May 23, 2011
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bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.
Happy bufferting to you.
by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018
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Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.
Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.
by benmo88 January 23, 2020
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