being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.
dude 1: you want to hit some bars
dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget
dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget
dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009
Get the porno budget mug.Budapest Syndrome is an aquried disease contracted in general by the male international student population of Budapest, Hungary.
It is closely related to "One bull-many heifers disease" and "King of the Hillitis inflammation of the brain."
The cause is suspected to be the unequal ratio of men vs women in the student population, approx 1:5.
In consequence every half baked village idiot can have more girls then he can handle. This is suspected to be the triggering factor in most cases resulting in a systemic case of BS.
Prognosis: The disease usually resolves when the patient concludes his studies and moves back to his home country, as the male:female population will be more equalized and the women will have more options to choose from and consequently will not show interest in the BS patient. In consequence a majority of patients struggle with depression and chronic tendinitis of their right hand. The personality can recover over time, researchers are currently preforming controlled experiments on mice to find ways to speed up this process. So to all affected readers: there is hope.
It is closely related to "One bull-many heifers disease" and "King of the Hillitis inflammation of the brain."
The cause is suspected to be the unequal ratio of men vs women in the student population, approx 1:5.
In consequence every half baked village idiot can have more girls then he can handle. This is suspected to be the triggering factor in most cases resulting in a systemic case of BS.
Prognosis: The disease usually resolves when the patient concludes his studies and moves back to his home country, as the male:female population will be more equalized and the women will have more options to choose from and consequently will not show interest in the BS patient. In consequence a majority of patients struggle with depression and chronic tendinitis of their right hand. The personality can recover over time, researchers are currently preforming controlled experiments on mice to find ways to speed up this process. So to all affected readers: there is hope.
Clinical signs: Running from place to place trying to engange in coitus with as many females as possible. As special gait is observed in this phase (Reference:Tennesee walking horse.) Overlapping relationships and sneaking around is also typical of Budapest syndrome (BS). A wide eyed and innocent expression while buying condoms and/or booze can give an early indication. As the disease progresses symptoms become more severe including bouts of extreme vanity, selfishness, and general man-whoring. The male will often spend a lot of time and effort earning the females trust, for then pulling a vanishing act when he finally gets in her pants. (Classical sign often refered to as grooming) When the patient is confronted about his behaviour he will not take responsibilty or show remorse. BS males will often gang up to provide alibies and pat eachother on the back. This is known as "rat-packing" by females and researchers.
Pathological lesions.: In mild cases degenration of neurons, long fingers and oral diahrrea can be seen. Using words like babe and doll to every female in sight is a typical marker. In chronic and more severe cases: complete atrophy of the vertebrae and necrosis of the heart, and a irreversibly enlarged head. Not to be mistaken for hydrocephalus. To differentiate adminster an infusion of kindness or compliments. If the patients head explode BS can be confirmed. If this method is not preffered a simple X-ray can also confirm the diagnosis as no spine will be seen.
Pathological lesions.: In mild cases degenration of neurons, long fingers and oral diahrrea can be seen. Using words like babe and doll to every female in sight is a typical marker. In chronic and more severe cases: complete atrophy of the vertebrae and necrosis of the heart, and a irreversibly enlarged head. Not to be mistaken for hydrocephalus. To differentiate adminster an infusion of kindness or compliments. If the patients head explode BS can be confirmed. If this method is not preffered a simple X-ray can also confirm the diagnosis as no spine will be seen.
by DrWhoIsThis October 31, 2013
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When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010
Get the Battery Budgeting mug.He always eats at the fanciest restaurants............but orders the spaghetti with meat sauce?..........he is trying to be flossy on a budget" or "They are trying to be flossy on a budget by staying in Cabo for a week.............at the Motel 6.
by motorola2009 November 26, 2010
Get the Flossy on a budget mug.A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.
Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)
Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.
Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?
If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!
Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.
Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?
If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!
by Victor R. Reyes August 8, 2006
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Function: noun
buying a bottle of your favorite alcohol from your neighborhood grocery store to swig before attending the main event (concert, club, etc.) so that you are already intoxicated and not have to buy numerous amounts of expensive cocktails to get hammered great for broke friends
Function: noun
buying a bottle of your favorite alcohol from your neighborhood grocery store to swig before attending the main event (concert, club, etc.) so that you are already intoxicated and not have to buy numerous amounts of expensive cocktails to get hammered great for broke friends
1.) Yo' Hadoukenn, you wanna hit up the BUDGET BAR before heading out to the club tonight, yadada?
2.) The Bukkake Crew and the Disciples of Rhythm hit up the BUDGET BAR not because they're cheap, but because they're smart businessmen
2.) The Bukkake Crew and the Disciples of Rhythm hit up the BUDGET BAR not because they're cheap, but because they're smart businessmen
by Kenn Pangilinan December 16, 2007
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