Buckfast

aka. Buckie, Tonic Wine.

A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.

Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).

To the melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'

What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the baws at the polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!

by smugglr January 14, 2004

Buckfart

A waste of time or utter failure

Hey, did you hear about that party?
Yeah, it was a total buckfart

by Black jacket renegade September 14, 2016

buckfutter

One who bucks futts.

Alex Trebek is such a buckfutter.

by Bob Smiley June 13, 2003

buckfast

'a bottle of fight the world'

'have a bottle of buckfast, and fight the world'
'ok'
'now kick his fukin head in!'
thwack thwack, nee naw nee naw

by andrew anderson December 15, 2008

buckfast

the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".

wee lad:"here mister go in to da offees and git us a bottle of buckfast, go on ahead."
me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

buckfutter

What Sean Connery called Alex Trabek on Celeb. Jeparedy on SNL (Saturday Night Live).

Trabek: Ok mr. connery...you waggered a Buck....Let's see your answer...Futter...
Connery: Hahahahahahah

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

buckfarting

Verb: the act of looking busy, while really just mentally spacing out in order to avoid helping with housework. To wander around aimlessly instead of getting dressed and ready to go, often done unintentionally when hungover.

Leenie, what are you doing in there? Can you please stop buckfarting around and get dressed before we're late for dinner.

Ryan Thomas! Stop buckfarting around and get your ass in here and help me with these dishes!

by coonass101 March 29, 2010