by Wonder P March 2, 2010
Get the sucking blueberries mug.Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.
Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."
Or
Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."
Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"
Guy 1: "fuck you!"
Or
Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."
Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"
Guy 1: "fuck you!"
by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017
Get the Blueberries mug.When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.
by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016
Get the Blueberries mug.Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.
Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.
May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.
Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.
May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.
"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"
"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"
"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"
"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"
"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"
by sugarytemptress September 28, 2009
Get the Fucking Blueberries mug.A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010
Get the Got My Blueberries mug.When a gay man helps out another man who hasn't had sex in a long time and is all "backed up". A man helping another man clear out his balls when he hasn't had sex in a long time.
"My balls are about to explode, I need someone who is good at picking blueberries to give he a handy."
by HarryBallzak July 19, 2014
Get the picking blueberries mug.by Zack December 8, 2002
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