"Aw man, dude. Last night was crazy. Joey had a massive brownout."
"What's a brownout?"
"It's when your bowels explosively evacuate themselves with much fanfare."
"What's a brownout?"
"It's when your bowels explosively evacuate themselves with much fanfare."
by Pipples May 21, 2012
by aj612345 January 25, 2010
A term used to describe the accidental unwanted release of faeces when clothed. This can be during times of diarrhoea or when over zealously trying to push out a fart for amusement.
The plain meaning is that the Brown (faeces) came out of the body.
When a brownout occurs the unfortunate victim usually suffers embarrassment, shame and has the need to head home.
The plain meaning is that the Brown (faeces) came out of the body.
When a brownout occurs the unfortunate victim usually suffers embarrassment, shame and has the need to head home.
Antony was the victim of a brownout on the way to the store and had to go straight home to shower and change his pants.
by blluefish1 June 07, 2009
1. A female medical condition typified by a sore anus immediately following a long night of intoxication accompanied by periods of blacking out.
2. Whilst passed out, you are anally violated.
2. Whilst passed out, you are anally violated.
Sally: Did you go home with that guy last night?
Mandy: Yeah, we didnt have sex but my ass really hurt this morning when I woke up.
Sally: Oh God Mandy, you were so drunk last night, did you pass out at his house?
Mandy: uhhh, Suppose I could have...
Sally: oh Mandy! Sounds like you had a brownout!
2.
Tyrone: I drank three foties last night and damn nigga, my ass hurt like a mothafucka this morning!
Dirty Nate: Ahh shit bro. I raped yo booty last. You got a brownout.
Tyron: Oh Tyrone. You wily scamp!
Mandy: Yeah, we didnt have sex but my ass really hurt this morning when I woke up.
Sally: Oh God Mandy, you were so drunk last night, did you pass out at his house?
Mandy: uhhh, Suppose I could have...
Sally: oh Mandy! Sounds like you had a brownout!
2.
Tyrone: I drank three foties last night and damn nigga, my ass hurt like a mothafucka this morning!
Dirty Nate: Ahh shit bro. I raped yo booty last. You got a brownout.
Tyron: Oh Tyrone. You wily scamp!
by pap smear ribbon September 12, 2010
by Z. Wallace November 21, 2010
1. A female medical condition typified by a sore anus immediately following a long night of intoxication accompanied by periods of blacking out.
2. Whilst passed out, you are anally violated.
2. Whilst passed out, you are anally violated.
Sally: Did you go home with that guy last night?
Mandy: Yeah, we didnt have sex but my ass really hurt this morning when I woke up.
Sally: Oh God Mandy, you were so drunk last night, did you pass out at his house?
Mandy: uhhh, Suppose I could have...
Sally: oh Mandy! Sounds like you had a brownout!
2.
Tyrone: I drank three foties last night and damn nigga, my ass hurt like a mothafucka this morning!
Dirty Nate: Ahh shit bro. I raped yo booty last. You got a brownout.
Tyron: Oh Tyrone. You wily scamp!
Mandy: Yeah, we didnt have sex but my ass really hurt this morning when I woke up.
Sally: Oh God Mandy, you were so drunk last night, did you pass out at his house?
Mandy: uhhh, Suppose I could have...
Sally: oh Mandy! Sounds like you had a brownout!
2.
Tyrone: I drank three foties last night and damn nigga, my ass hurt like a mothafucka this morning!
Dirty Nate: Ahh shit bro. I raped yo booty last. You got a brownout.
Tyron: Oh Tyrone. You wily scamp!
by pap smear ribbon September 12, 2010
A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub February 11, 2012