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Browntain

A fountain-like diarrhea emitting from one's anus.
Scott had a massive browntain that kept him on the jon for hours.
by Poopfan September 28, 2008
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Brownican

Did you see that brownican over there?
by The LettiLady December 5, 2022
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Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
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Brownstain

1) the mark one finds in one's underwear after failure to wipe the anus properly;
2) any member of the legion of fans that supports Chris Brown regardless of any circumstances, often with rabid support.
You see that brownstain over there? She just pulled a knife on me for saying that Chris might be more talented at hitting women than beats. Classic brownstain.
by Viktorious October 21, 2011
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brownstain

a person who says dumb and stupid things or acts like a loser.
jared is acting like a brownstain
by jimisnotbrown February 22, 2007
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brownstack

when a bunch of people poop in the same stall
hey alex please let us do a brownstack! " no you guys are disgusting get out of the bathroom".
by big hefty elephant February 18, 2017
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Brownian Motion

The act of performing a Brown-eye whilst in a cartwheel.
That was some crazy brownian motion... he got the whole crowd...i cant believe he could cartwheel the whole field naked
by Lincz October 19, 2006
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