give the brown note

Tell a story or otherwise behave in such a way as to make the listener of observer feel like crapping their pants.

He: It was awful, she spent an hour telling me about her boyfriend and their problems. I almost crapped myself with boredom.
She: Yeah, a couple of days ago she did the same to me; I think she enjoys off-loading her personal life on other people -- to give the brown note.

by ring-tailed roarer January 30, 2010

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the brown note

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!

i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

by Brandon B. And Nick K. June 11, 2006

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Playing a Brown Note

1. Another term for doing a fart

2. An expansion on the definition of a mythical noise that induces instantaneous bowel evacuation

Sniff, sniff.... "Did you just play a brown note? Oh yuck"

or

What are you doing honey?

Aww nothin....Playing a brown note

by ruby_wednesday April 19, 2010

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chug a brown note

Musically:
To generate {using a suitable analogue instrument such as a bass guitar} an amplified pulsing bass note which may cause people to loose control of their rectum and shit themselves.

Fetish/Sex option 1:
To eat poo direct from a person's anus, more specificaly to induce gagging or vomiting by taking a turd into the throat direct from the anus of another person.

Fetish/Sex option 2:
For a man to go down on hands and knees and their partner to bend their penis back between their legs and perform oral sex from behind - then the man will defecate onto his penis and the face of his partner.

Heck that bassline was so loud it was like chugging a brown note man!

Get down biatch and chug a brown note.

by Olly Bass Corpse January 23, 2008

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brownnose

To suck up, charm, flatter and kiss butt by bodily or vocal charm.

George brownnosed his way to the top instead of getting there legitimately like everyone else.

by xAv1eR0o1 October 24, 2005

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brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003

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