brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

brown hatter

it's the man who has is penis in the dude's ass in anal sex

whilst i was being rimmed there was some brown hatter goin in 4 the kill

by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 13, 2005

brown hatter

A renouned unstable infected useless good for nothing choad banging wanker.

You fuckin brown hatter.

by tweedball November 4, 2004

Brown Hatting

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.

"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".

by SuperMario2360 May 10, 2011

Get Your Hat Blown

To receive oral sex.

Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.

‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
‘Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’

by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020

hat brow

When a guy is wearing his hat backwards or sideways and over his eyebrows

1: That mook has a hat brow
2: Yes he does

by PaleOgre March 13, 2008