Brotion

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.

My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.

by Babe0807 July 4, 2009

brotoplasm

bro•to•plasm, n. A sticky, viscous, whitish fluid ejected from the penis during male orgasm.

Adam fantasizes at length about covering his lab partner Angie's face with brotoplasm.

by vigsxxx October 2, 2009

brotivation

Ever feel like you can't get your life together? Like the only next possible step is quitting? Brotivation is the push you need from a close friend who knows you well. That friend provides adequate motivation for your next step to be successful and confident completion of you duties. Hella necessary during hangovers, depressed moods, exhaustion, and general lethargy.

Dude, I had 12 long island iced teas last night, there is NO WAY I can go to the hospital and help my wife push out our first baby.

Bro, this is the moment your life begins. No amount of LIT's should stop you from watching the moment you become a father.

Dude, you are right. Get me a glass of water and a some clothes that I didn't vomit on. Thanks for the brotivation.

by Meeshelluh May 13, 2010

Brotide

when you and your fellow bro do something awesome together, and when both bros have a mutual feeling of likeness toward "The Tide" (Alabama Football)

Guy 1: My lacrosse team just won its 13th national championship!
Guy 2: Like Alabama University? Brotide to that!

Guy 1: Thanks for helping me eat all of these sandwiches my girl made. I think having you and all of my other friends over watching the game was the most chill thing i've done in a while.
Guy 2: Anytime, Brotide.

by Clark Roberts August 22, 2011

brotilt

when a knit cap, preferably neff brand, is worn behind the ears, flopping off the back of the head.

when worn with a flannel and semi-tight jeans, the brotilt is the ultimate sex god look

tim was rockin the twelve point brotilt with his knit beanie.

by bigcat27 February 28, 2010

Bropiphany

A bropiphany is when a person suddenly realizes that he is a bro. A bropiphany can occur in many places; but most usually occur at frat parties, American Eagle or such clothing stores, drinking Nadi Light or Keystone, playing Lax, playing frisbie, listening to Dave Matthews Band, and also realizing your hat looks better backwards with a broken rim. If a person is unaware that he has had a bropihpany, one can usually tell by the change in appearance the person has, and the new ways the person addresses people. Most people that have had a bropiphany instantly refer to others as Brometheus, Brosef Stalin, Broger Federer, LeBro James, Bro-ack Brobama, Leonardo Bro-Vinci, etc.

John-"Hey Luke what you doing this weekend"?
Luke-"Not much Brosef Stalin. Gonna go play some lax with some bros, hit up Abercrombie, watch some Family Guy, and crush a delicious Nadi Light."

"After watching the Ultimate Lax Bro, I suddenly had a bropiphany"

"Dude, whats going on with Graham"
"Not much, King Brothur, hes just having a bropiphany".

Ah, don't tase me brah!

by luk5elrey October 16, 2009

Brotopia

A totally non-queer land filled with all your favortie bros.

"Brogan, dude, sometimes I wish there weren't any chicks at all so we could live in brotopia all the time."

by Murphy Lee January 19, 2008