over protective boyfriend

The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.

boy: Hey, how was your day?

girl: It was fine thanks, you?

over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!

by iceman007 December 2, 2009

brospective

The perspective of a bro, often wiser than one's own judgment primarily because the bro is not involved in the situation.

Friend: yo dude, whats your brospective on that girl in our chem class?

Bro: you've got no chance, you gotta stop chasing her.

by Ebok24 July 8, 2009

Witness Brotection

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009

Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Brotection

When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.

Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)

by Yabobo October 31, 2009

Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014

Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009