Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014

Brostitution

Taking bros before hoes seriously.

Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.

by Naomi.nt July 7, 2017

Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.

(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.

by _no1_ April 9, 2024

Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014