butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit

I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.

by EricTheRed November 20, 2004

Broketober

Broketober (Broke+October) is the time of the year (around october) where all of the big Triple A games are being released.

"F*** man, Broketober is emptying my

wallet this year, I can't afford buying all of those games"

by IdoRovitz December 15, 2018

Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.

Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

Broskee

Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).

Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.

Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.

Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.

Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)

Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)

Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind

by KewLy August 7, 2011

brocket

When one uses their bra as a pocket, it is called a
"brocket". A common requirement to having a brocket is to have boobs.

Man: Can you carry my cell?
Woman: I don't have any pockets.
Man: Put it in your brocket.

by Steven1337 December 28, 2005

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

brasketball

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.

I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.

by Stik E December 7, 2007