Bloomfield, Ny

A town where everyone pretends to be "country" even though they're not. A place where the school is made up of greasy ass people who don't take showers and call themselves juggalos, whores who get pregnant and have baby daddy drama that they post on facebook and rednecks from generations of inbreeding.

Smells like cowshit we must be in Bloomfield, Ny

by titties33 January 1, 2012

bromfield

public school in Harvard that has drug problems, sets trash cans and boxes on fire, pees all over the juul room floor, and writes swastikas and bomb threats in the bathroom. oh yea and they’re pretty good at soccer.

“there’s no kid like a Bromfield kid”

by soc26 June 23, 2018

West bloomfield

A city in Michigan in Oakland County known for the MANY Chaldeans and Jews that live there.

There are many Chaldeans and Jews in West Bloomfield.

by The_Unknown February 5, 2005

riverside brookfield highschool

Crazy ass fucking school where people fuck shit up

Last year at homecoming they glued the doors to the school shut and released chickens in the school causing thousands of damage.

This year half the senior class including the homecoming queen were suspended at homecoming for drinking.

These kids know how to live it up

"Did you see the kids from riverside brookfield highschool?"
"No they're all suspended and have court dates"

by Softballislife96 January 7, 2015

Brookfield, IL

1. A town in the west/southwest suburbs of Chicago that is only famous from the Zoo. Many residents hate the Zoo because where ever they are in the Country somebody will act as if the know them just because of that fact.

2. 'the hood of LTHS' half of Brookfield teenagers go to LTHS (Lyons Township HS) and half to RBHS (Riverside/Brookfield HS). The rest of LTHS students consider Brookfield to be a hood. They can often be afraid to go there for fear that the town is gang ridden. Simply because of the overall lower income and town value. Many grade school friendships can turn to nothing because of split high schools, based on witch side of the tracks you live on.

Potential Employer--->It says on your application that you are from Brookfield, thats were the Zoo is, right?

J.R.--->(sigh) Kinda...(mutters to self 'Fucking Zoo')

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Somebody in any state other than IL--->yeah I like taking vacations myself, where are you from?

J.R.--->Brookfield, IL. near Chicago.

Somebody in any state other than IL--->Brookfield? I remember when I was a kid my parents took me to the Zoo there once

by Masta Paco April 4, 2008

Riverside Brookfield High School

white people trying to be cool black people
dughetti spaghetti
crosswalk
hero passes
we raise our praises up to you rb fight on fight on fight on to victory loyalty will guide you we will stand beside you cheering for the colors blue and white fight fight fight
we live by the zoo
million dollar football field
hoes wearing croptops and nerds with suspenders
football HUH

pretty sure our mascot was copied an pasted from images on the internet
fundraisers to pay for the million dollar football field
tests so often it seems like we have tests more than homework
top scores in the country is what to they to motivate us
WE HAVE THE BEST CHOCLATE CHIP COOKIES
rain drop crop top (lame white whip)
GO RB WHOOOOOOOOO
traffictraffictraffictraffictraffic
4.0 is bad omg i know i can do so much better
we be friendly we dont bite

Riverside Brookfield High School is a good place for young children to go so that they learn what a bad example is

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Bloomfield Hills

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

by doobies4u November 18, 2005