brolivious

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.

I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.

by pontiomni November 7, 2012

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by weave March 31, 2003

Brolita

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

by tylercee January 15, 2010

broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

Brolicking

When two bros frolic.

Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.

by smadazil July 5, 2009

Brolitia

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia

a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.

by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010

brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013