"but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me"
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Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
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Get the Brolex mug.A word or phrase in which the first few letters are replaced with "bro" in order to quantify or highlight how much of a bro the person/animal/object/activity in question is.
Bro 1: Sup brofessor?
Bro 2: Not much bromeo, I'm just here chillin', eatin' brotato chips.
Bro 1: Cool man, you going to the brodeo later?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I've got a party with my dawgs from West Coast Brollege to go to.
Bro 1: Be as bromiscuous as possible, and use brotection.
Bro 2: Will do broseidon, later bromie.
Bro 1: Time to play some Super Mario Bros. Mario is the brotagonist of that game. His brother is Luigi.
Bro 2: In the above exchange we used many a brolloquialism!
Bro 2: Not much bromeo, I'm just here chillin', eatin' brotato chips.
Bro 1: Cool man, you going to the brodeo later?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I've got a party with my dawgs from West Coast Brollege to go to.
Bro 1: Be as bromiscuous as possible, and use brotection.
Bro 2: Will do broseidon, later bromie.
Bro 1: Time to play some Super Mario Bros. Mario is the brotagonist of that game. His brother is Luigi.
Bro 2: In the above exchange we used many a brolloquialism!
by Drizzy Finks January 19, 2011
Get the brolloquialism mug.The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
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