bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)

did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!

by lindsay broham November 29, 2007

bromestic violence

A bromance gone horribly wrong.

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.

by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012

Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.

"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"

by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014

Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

Brookestone

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

Brofest

broh-fest
-noun

1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.

2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.

We should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to Brofest this year.

by edoglost April 18, 2011

brofest

1.Hanging out with a bunch of your friends, usually guys.

2. Hanging out with one of your close guy friends, no homo

3. Just Relaxing

1. Me, Brosef, and Doug brofested yesterday.

2. No one else could hang out so me and Brosef brofested yesterday.

3. "My Cat's on fire!" "Chill out, it's not that big of a deal. Just brofest"

by BigDubs June 27, 2008