Crawfish broil

When an idiot doesn't realize they used the wrong word and that you actually boil crawfish and not broil them.

Mike invited us to his crawfish broil and we all ripped on him because he didn't know how to cook his own crawfish.

by cdickgo March 11, 2015

London Broil

To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.

London Broil: To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.

by firefighterzak1 March 31, 2010

Glasgow Broil

When you defecate on a barbeque grill, then ignite the grill...or when human feces is placed on a BBQ that is already ignited. A popular form of hijinks among inebriated individuals in Scotland's largest city.

Tommy got wasted on Corona Seltzers last night to the point where he hopped the fence and cooked a Glasgow Broil on the neighbor's grill.

by Have Another Donut October 14, 2020

Char-broil

When your daughters boyfriend offers to eat your pussy

Austin: do you want your pussy eaten?
Char: closes door-tells husband wtf he just wanted to char-broil me

by Bbbren21 July 1, 2023

Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.

I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?

by GrossFactor March 21, 2014

Flame Broil

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is flame broiler when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl around the the rim. This allows only part of the marijuana in the bowl to to be lit while there is still unlit marijuana for the next person in rotation.

Yo man, make sure to flame broil this first hit, we have a rotation.

by Blackmamba28 April 25, 2016

The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.

"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."

by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022