Joe and Melissa didn't work out because he had too much of a brogenda.
Dude, it's football Sunday, what's on the brogenda?
Dude, it's football Sunday, what's on the brogenda?
by Thumper Fox December 1, 2013
Get the brogenda mug.An upper class establishment of Bros who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
by thrizzledorum January 5, 2011
Get the brogent mug.A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009
Get the Brotender mug.In the Military a Brogent is a Non-Commisioned Officer, whom is also a Bro.
A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
"You have earned the rank of Brogent."-Brogent Czek
"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek
"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith
"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek
"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith
by Brogent Smith April 9, 2013
Get the Brogent mug.by sikleG October 28, 2008
Get the bregend mug.The lifestyle where a person feels an attraction to and feels compatible with vegetation, usually green plants, with which they court and become romantically involved with. This attraction can be with the whole plant or just sections (e.g. roots, leaves, stem). Biogenders can also sense that multiple organisms form a singular entity that they call their lover (e.g. a cornfield being personified as one partner). This relationship can be sexual or platonic. Biogender people can carry on a relationship with one partner, multiple partners, or all of plant-life. Biogender is a subclass of Pansexual. Slurs for Biogender folk are: Root Gobbler, Leaf-Chewer, Bark-Head, Mother-Nature-Fucker, and Vegan.
Thomas' Biogender relationship with that field of grass will be very strained when he takes his business trip to Florida for a month.
by Bill.Ruby September 2, 2016
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