brocrastinating

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.

Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.

by Tpep13 February 4, 2010

brocrastinating

Putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.

Dudebro, I have a 20 page paper I didn't start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when I got drunk and then went to the gym.

by Dr. Brosshart October 31, 2011

Brocrastination

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.

Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.

by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

Brocrastinating

Procrastinating: for Bros™️

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.

by @rosetedchicken December 15, 2018

Brocrastination

Procrastination with yo bros

Brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.

by calzonish April 29, 2009

Brocrastination

Procrastination with your BFF or Brother. Normally used in hidden chats or in term of real life.

Brocrastination is the best kind of Laziness

by SketchySlicer December 16, 2015

Brocrastinator

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.

I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.

by randygertie May 19, 2011