Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

Wife roaching by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Smokronized breathing 

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke

Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

Smokronized breathing by bananaman321 April 12, 2011

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

smokronized breathing 

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke

Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

smokronized breathing by bananaman321 April 6, 2011

Manual Breathing 

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.

"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"

Manual Breathing by H1R1 June 26, 2009

breathing 

1. Inhale... exhale
2. Over-rated

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.

breathing by acronym December 22, 2005

Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.

Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

Badaching Badachang by BadaChinger July 30, 2011