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At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
by somepcgamer March 22, 2011
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Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.
☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.
★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.
★ 4. A real man don’t want
a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.
☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the feeling{ is Mutual.
Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.
☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.
★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.
★ 4. A real man don’t want
a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.
☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the feeling{ is Mutual.
by MillYentei DYSlick January 2, 2021
Get the Real-5-Bro-Game-Code mug.Players substitute in the word "bro" in appropriate places (where there is the "o" sound, usually). Score points each time the word is used without the target noticing. Very similar to the cat game.
Players can also just play among themselves to try to show off their skill at using "bro" in the most appropriate places.
Players can also just play among themselves to try to show off their skill at using "bro" in the most appropriate places.
Guy: So how's it going at work?
Bro Game Player: You wouldn't believe this! I was supposed to meet with the C-E-Bro of the company to get a bromotion, but there was broad work on the way to work... So I missed my meeting. But I'm broing to try and reschedule.
Guy: *wonders if hearing is OK*
Bro Game Player #1: Let's head down to the cafeteria, they're serving macabroni and cheese today.
Bro Game Player #2: I'm not that hungry, I'll probably just stick with brogurt.
Bro Game Player: You wouldn't believe this! I was supposed to meet with the C-E-Bro of the company to get a bromotion, but there was broad work on the way to work... So I missed my meeting. But I'm broing to try and reschedule.
Guy: *wonders if hearing is OK*
Bro Game Player #1: Let's head down to the cafeteria, they're serving macabroni and cheese today.
Bro Game Player #2: I'm not that hungry, I'll probably just stick with brogurt.
by Brohan Santana March 14, 2009
Get the Bro Game mug.A Bro Geek is the smartest and most technology advanced bro in the group. He's the guy that figured out your girl was cheating on you by using myspace. He can start a smart sentence with "dude" or "yo bro". He set up the GPS to the party. He chills in all groups as everyone likes him, partys like a bro but can fix your iPod. He's the guy you send to talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
John: Yo Bro, I think my hoe's getting on me.
Bro Geek: I'll check her space. Hidden comments, bad sign. I'll change page style to No Style to show her comments. Look at that, yup she's cheating on you.
John: Thanks Bro. Let's go rally the bros and trash her house.
Bro Geek: I'll check her space. Hidden comments, bad sign. I'll change page style to No Style to show her comments. Look at that, yup she's cheating on you.
John: Thanks Bro. Let's go rally the bros and trash her house.
by T Gibs May 25, 2008
Get the Bro Geek mug.The phenomenon where a grind train consists of all bros and one or no females. Resulting in straight guys grinding on each other in a train. Usually in a party with too many bros and not enough girls.
AKA: BGT
AKA: BGT
by School boyz November 13, 2010
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