Brittani

when a person in tennis launches the ball over the fence.

I softly served that so why did you pull a Brittani

by Mr.YeetLord April 24, 2020

brittani

A loser that has no friends. Often called a stupid chicken mcnugget. is a hoe and works on the corner. Also called bitchani. You can also find at boston market.

Ew did you see that bum, no that was a brittani.

by b.s.e October 16, 2008

Brittani

Someone who takes giant balls to the cheek as she slumbers... Someone who works at walmart and loves her job! She is known for having the ugliest meat curtain ever.

Aghhhh she got tea bagged! Shes such a brittani!

Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!

by Jped12 December 23, 2012

Brittani

Brittani is the "unique" spelling of Britney; a common name for millennial girls born in the Midwest. She's got average intelligence, average looks, average style (she thinks she's a trendsetter tho) and comes from an average broken home. What sets her apart is not her unique spelling, but rather the inability to move past her average life. She often dwells on what really isn't major, but she needs something to feel special. Brittani's need a lot of love and understanding as they often suffer from mental disorders and serious substance abuse. Only a silly man/woman would marry a Brittani! Those who do, end up in the morgue shortly after, for reasons "unknown".

After we finished having sex, we fell asleep. When we woke up, Brittani had forgotten everything. She freaked out and stabbed me with a knife.

by takeyomeds February 12, 2019

Brittani

A hyper, twitchy, female. Located in Culpepper Virginia. Has no life and is on Myspace too much. Is very stylish, but has the body of a board. This attracts a lot of guys. She is an active participant in savage rape with her soulmate. You can point out a Brittani from 1,000 miles away.

"Look at that 2x4... Oh, wait, that's a Brittani"

by [A Name Here] June 24, 2008

Brittani

A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.

Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.

by Keithcakes. March 30, 2009

Brittani

She is the most loyal & sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. Loves to cuddle. All the guys like & want her. Most females love to hate on her. Jealousy. she has got a perfect face & specifically if she’s Hispanic. That’s a wild one. One you don’t want to ever lose

It’s Brittani bitch!

by Coolguytrackks November 23, 2021