1 definition by takeyomeds
Brittani is the "unique" spelling of Britney; a common name for millennial girls born in the Midwest. She's got average intelligence, average looks, average style (she thinks she's a trendsetter tho) and comes from an average broken home. What sets her apart is not her unique spelling, but rather the inability to move past her average life. She often dwells on what really isn't major, but she needs something to feel special. Brittani's need a lot of love and understanding as they often suffer from mental disorders and serious substance abuse. Only a silly man/woman would marry a Brittani! Those who do, end up in the morgue shortly after, for reasons "unknown".
After we finished having sex, we fell asleep. When we woke up, Brittani had forgotten everything. She freaked out and stabbed me with a knife.
by takeyomeds February 12, 2019