britain is full of political correctness, soaps like eastenders and correnation street and has shit weather
by charlottepickle April 11, 2008
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
by Alphonse du ponce March 13, 2008
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
by Albert Steptoe March 13, 2008
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
In britain it is common to sing "two world wars, one world cup"
In Britain it is commonly accepted that shoddy workmanship "looks like it was done by an Indian"
In Britain it is commonly accepted that shoddy workmanship "looks like it was done by an Indian"
by Marmeduke Smarmy March 14, 2008
A country of hypcrites and pillow biters that thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread. They like to bash other countries (specifically America) about things they have no idea about. NO you were NOT the larget empire in history (*cough* roman) NO you were not behind evey major modern achievement (America is, dicovered how to harness electricity, the internet as we know it, aircraft, cars, the telephone, peanut butter, The light bulb, artificial heart, telegraph, sewing machine, liquid fueled rocket, traffic light, lie detector, bandaids, bulldozers I could go ON and ON)
Basically, the world would not be NEARLY as advanced as it is today without the "country of wanker's" inventions. You would all still be loading muskets, riding around in horse drawn wagons, and would only be able to travel by sea to other nations. Dont forget that without the internet *cough* also made by the U.S *cough* I could not be shutting all of you ignorant bastards down right now. OHHH yeah, and electricity, gee, what would the world be like if THomas edison didn't find out how to harness it?
Thats what I thought...
Basically, the world would not be NEARLY as advanced as it is today without the "country of wanker's" inventions. You would all still be loading muskets, riding around in horse drawn wagons, and would only be able to travel by sea to other nations. Dont forget that without the internet *cough* also made by the U.S *cough* I could not be shutting all of you ignorant bastards down right now. OHHH yeah, and electricity, gee, what would the world be like if THomas edison didn't find out how to harness it?
Thats what I thought...
"Gee John, those american wankers sure are racist and ignorant, Britain is truly the most accepting and non-biased"
"I totally agree Mike, And how bout those fucking french, I can't stand them either,"
"Yeah, and those dutch...germans...Gee, we're the SAME Thing we preach against...."
"I totally agree Mike, And how bout those fucking french, I can't stand them either,"
"Yeah, and those dutch...germans...Gee, we're the SAME Thing we preach against...."
by Not so ignorant May 20, 2006
A lazy, controlling police state.
No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.
You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,
but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".
Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the
definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"
it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.
Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.
People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.
Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!
Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.
Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.
No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.
You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,
but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".
Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the
definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"
it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.
Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.
People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.
Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!
Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.
Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.
Any illusion of "free speech" or expression in Britain is gone when you discover it's controlled by authoritarian,
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.
Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.
Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,
backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.
Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".
This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.
You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!
Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.
Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!
F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.
Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.
The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.
Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.
Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.
Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,
backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.
Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".
This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.
You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!
Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.
Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!
F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.
Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.
The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.
Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.
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