Brighton rules

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.

We are playing Brighton Rules. Next pub you see we get a pinto

by Brighton_Rules May 30, 2021

Brighton Twp

were the legendary snake arnold stays and gets high, plays minecraft, and watches nelk. so raftus

you probably live in Brighton Twp
where is Brighton Twp

by joey pruszenski September 20, 2021

Brighton Michigan

A cultural wasteland; a town full of rich white people, primarily snotty middle schoolers, soccer moms, and wiggers.

Example #1

*Guy #1 - Look at that kid, she has american eagle clothes, ugg boots, a coach purse, and an iphone!
*Guy #2 - She must be a Brighton Michigan kid.

Example #2

*Guy #1 - look at all those wiggers hanging out by their brand new car that one of their parents bought for them.
*Guy #2 - That's Brighton Michigan for ya.

by aequitas777 March 10, 2011

brighton beach

Place in Brooklyn, home to a high concentration of Russians. Also called Little Odessa.
Favorite hangouts include the boardwalk, beach, and annoying Russian nightclubs.

Privet, kak dela? Yo, you comin' to Brighton today?

by person May 13, 2005

Briggsy Does Brighton

A legendary homosexual porno film starring gay artist Briggsy. The movie opens with Briggsy hitching a lift to England's gay capital in a caravan. On arrival he buggers his way through the city's gay clubs. A particularly memorable scene shows the arty dwarf bumming a Portuguese trans-sexual over a bar stool whilst a fruity-looking barman douses him with a soda syphon.

Fruity queen: So Briggsy, what title did you give your film in which you do Brighton? Something really clever?

Briggsy: Of course. I decided to call it "Briggsy Does Brighton"

by Colin Cummerbund December 9, 2006

Brighton Shuffle

When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. The chosen defecator erforms a crab-like side to side shuffle while releasing feces as to provide full bodily coverage on thier sexual partner. The "Shuffle" became popular with day-trippers who visited Brighton during the late 1800's but has since fallen out of popularity due to the required leg strength needed to perform the shuffle properly.

If I perform one more Brighton Shuffle I will get a hernia.

by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 3, 2009

Brightoned

When a person takes something of yours and never returns it, even after constant reminders.

Hey, what happened to some of your games?
Jimmy brightoned them from me.

by Comon October 30, 2009