Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Britnitus

The most common cause of sneezing and pooping at the same time.

I came down with some nasty Britnitus last week and snooped all over at work.

by Snoopawareness March 2, 2019

briantastic

amazing basicall the coolest of the cool
uber amazing
also known as brian

that kid is briantastic

by briantastic March 30, 2009

Brianisms

Sayings that come from the mouth of Brian

"Can I tell you something?" Brianisms
"It's not rocket science" Brianisms
"Five Star" Brianisms

by Observer3 January 3, 2012

Bryanitis

Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a death rate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez

Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness

I need a hospital I have the bryanitis

Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly

I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis

by Bryanitis June 9, 2018

Brickitis

The disease of brick. A disease that lives and clings to people who are severely stupid. Also know as bricks. Most bricks cannot hear a dog whistle and will rob you of your gum to satisfy their gum addiction.

John- Can you hear that dog whistle?

Linda- What dog whistle?
John- I’m sorry but you got brickitis
Linda- Can I pls have some gum? I need it!

by RyguyRomes November 27, 2018

Brantism

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with buloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

by Beli September 18, 2008