Breitbart

A sponge or pad used to wipe up Santorum

Bitch, grab that Breitbart over there and wipe this Santorum off my dick before it drips all over the sheets.

by WTFitsPuck June 4, 2012

Breitbart's Disease

A painful inflammation of the scrotum, caused by a fungus resulting from poor hygiene. Also known as "Rancid Nutsack".
Some professionals insist that it is NOT caused by poor hygiene, but by poor mental processes, as exhibited by members of the Tea Party.

The Fox News host was clearly agitated, possibly as a result of his Breitbart's Disease.

by Tomhere July 22, 2010

Breitbart

A maneuver executed when a person discharges a monstrous bowel movement while drinking an entire bottle of beer in one gulp before standing, thrusting both arms upward, and screaming, "Breitbart!"

Dude, you should've seen it. I totally Breitbarted my landlord's windshield!

by James A. Gilletti February 21, 2008

breitbart on wheels

nickname for MAGA bomber's white van in florida

Cletus adorned his white rape getaway van with so many CNN sucks, Hillary 4 Prison & MAGA stickers the vehicle looked like breitbart on wheels

by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

breitbarted

To take what someone has said out of context for the purpose of slandering them.

Taken from the last name of rightwing political operative Andrew Breitbart.

They breitbarted her just like John Kerry in 2004!

by nugzstradamus July 23, 2010

Breitbart

An ultraconservative Alt-right propaganda machine used to spread hated, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and misogyny in hopes to send America back to the 1940s.

Trump Supporter: "I read it on Breitbart, it's true. I'm woke."

Rational Person: "You know that Breitbart is an Alt-right propaganda machine, right?"

by Vantius December 21, 2016

Breitbart

The smelly scum that grows underneath the testicles after several days without bathing

Man! I haven't showered in so long, I've got Breitbart growing.

by byepluto July 22, 2010